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PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: tomorrow doesn t look so h** either
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 10:14 pm
Love it. 5L
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 6:07 pm
Amsome Monday poster! 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:41 am
It's hard work running around all day, just trying to get a nut. 5L


BEFORE YOU - ask someone why they hate you, ask yourself why you even care.


TAGS: doesn t matter hate you
Rating: 4.72/5

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Zetmonk - July 16, 2012, 5:32 am
The pic does add a lovely "don't care", well done!
falloutghoul - July 15, 2012, 1:57 pm
Hater5 Gonna Hate.


immature -


TAGS: immature doesnt mean stupid mariand
Rating: 4.54/5

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spacedog - November 17, 2014, 5:41 pm
5 Grampster signs.
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:47 am
Yo, why give it up now homeboy?
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:12 am
As I crank up the bass on my muscle car sound system so loud it registers on the seismometer . . . YES!!!!
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 11:34 pm
Yes I can too (as I stomp my footies and pound my fists on my thighs)!
GaryO - November 16, 2014, 8:46 pm
amen
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 8:07 pm
Yes!


POKING FUN -




WHEN SIZE DOESN'T MATTER... - ...money and power surely does


TAGS: size doesn t matter
Rating: 3.69/5

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radioactive13 - February 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
You're right Ychos.
Ychos - February 22, 2010, 6:40 pm
Brunetta demmerda


I HAVE THE FEELING - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend


TAGS: have feeling grandma doesnt like
Rating: 4.96/5

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mariand - September 20, 2011, 7:48 am
yeah...5he doesn't like her more and more and more...


BELIEVING -


TAGS: false hope doesn t solve anything
Rating: 4.64/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2012, 10:57 am
Excellent poster Caveman. 5L
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 7:55 pm
It’s so nice to see a consecutive string of really good posters, this being one of ‘em.
Sho - July 29, 2012, 12:09 pm
That's a 5
mariand - July 29, 2012, 11:52 am
amsome...it makes me think about the reverse


TO DO LIST -


TAGS: if number two doesn t get done scratch number one for this week
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

crankyhead - December 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
if thi5 po5ter wa5 food i'd a5k for 5econd5.
Sean - February 22, 2010, 6:33 pm
Beautiful.
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:39 am
Most Excellent, 5 Survivors


TIME IS MONEY - But you can always get more money


TAGS: time doesn t wait
Rating: 4.36/5

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Preacher Man - December 23, 2009, 2:22 am
I enjoy the posters here when they make me laugh. When they make me stop and think? Those I value even higher. 5 well-timed Lions.
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 7:46 pm
that'll get you thinking. 5 tick-tocks


AGEING -


TAGS: hurt work doesnt matter mariand
Rating: 4.63/5

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GaryO - June 16, 2012, 8:37 am
Well, now I know…..five numb thumbs
Greeny - June 15, 2012, 11:00 pm
and gravity, don't forget gravity...


YOUR CHILDREN -




BRIDGES -


TAGS: love doesnt last walk away
Rating: 3.7/5

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rerun - December 9, 2010, 7:44 pm

sweet


PICK A CARD........... -


TAGS: how the mind doesnt work
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - August 21, 2013, 9:22 am
You are of the few, JayDub.
JesusWept - August 21, 2013, 2:34 am
Look carefully on both rows of cards and compare them. None of the cards in the first row appear in the second. It's a whole different set. Thats why you wont see your card of choice there. Nice one, Gary ;)
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 10:39 am
Glad ya liked it, cynic. Its been around. Thought I’d get at least some derogatory remarks or head scratches, but nada.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:03 am
I nearly pissed my pants! Lol! 5L! This goes I'm my faves.


DIVORCE -


TAGS: what doesn t kill you
Rating: 4.96/5

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holymoly - February 16, 2012, 6:11 pm
d*** dude. Heavy. I need to go home and rub my wifes feet after that.
mariand - February 16, 2012, 7:38 am
amsome


"HONESTLY, OFFICER... - ...it's all just for personal use!"




MODERATORS - Hi Timmy..... Do You Want To Pet The Nice Doggy? If He Doesn't Bite, I Do.




WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU - should definitely try harder next time




FEMININE LOGIC -


TAGS: china day a man will pay 10dollar for a 5dollar item he needs a woman will pay 5dollar for a 10dollar item she doesnt need but its on sale
Rating: 4.08/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:44 pm
That is because they have no REAL logic. They're like progs, it's all feeeeeeeel.
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:40 pm
Amen, Grey.
camden - February 10, 2010, 4:24 pm
Ooh an abacus, thats easy to understand!


CHEEZEBURGER CAT - I can haz?


TAGS: who doesnt want to see it get eaten
Rating: 3.9/5

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agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 7:06 pm
Perfect line for the pic.
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 7:04 pm
I think this is amsome MrRandom.
MrRandom - September 28, 2009, 6:41 pm
I was 2nd guessing posting it, its a bit close to your ice one.
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 6:40 pm
Melikes!


WHITEOUTS -


TAGS: moving to edmonton where it doesn t snow
Rating: 3.76/5

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CANADA - October 28, 2009, 9:36 pm
hey Haar, im aboot 100 miles north of the border
spacedog - October 28, 2009, 9:30 pm
LOL! You are welcome anytime my viking friend. What is this snow you speak of?
BoneCD - October 28, 2009, 4:28 pm
You kids play indoors today
Haarakkon - October 28, 2009, 4:09 pm
If I'm not mistaken, this picture was taken about halfway between where you are and where I'm at, Canada.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 4:03 pm
get lots of them here!


AIRMAN - Learns you don't ask Chuck certain questions... like, "How do you keep such awesome hair color at your age?"


TAGS: doesn t look natural to me either chuck
Rating: 3.71/5

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Airman - February 24, 2010, 12:02 pm
thx Jmac. 5 roundhouses
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 11:28 am
ROR! Thank you.
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 11:26 am
I dunno man... I mean, Superman wears his undies! (Okay, srsly done with the bad Norris jokes.)
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 11:25 am
ROR! Im not affraid of chuck, i will dig up bruce lee and he will take care of chuck for me
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 11:19 am
Aw, you'd better watch out now, face! Chuck's gonna punch you in the chin with the fist under his beard.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 11:14 am
Amsome. I personally effing hate Chuck Norris but this is d*** good. 5L


RED BULL - Doesn't always give you wings.




SCREW TRIBBLES. - Next time I'm getting a dog.




GAMBLING -




DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: doesnt take long in the summer
Rating: 4.83/5

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TomJason - November 23, 2010, 6:01 am
LOL!.
TomJason - November 23, 2010, 6:01 am
LOL!.
simba08 - November 18, 2010, 8:43 am
AWESOME!!!!!
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:16 pm
Or "free oranges"
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 12:43 am
A raised eyebrow, to be sure.... but excited? It's not like you said "chunky peanutb***er"
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 12:42 am
Sorry about that Aggy, I didn't mean to get you all excited.
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 12:32 am
Are you talking about *** again?
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 12:14 am
Just after rigor mortis is best.


THE TRUTH -




AIRMAN - He doesn't take it too well when one of his posters is rejected


TAGS: airman he doesn t take it too well when one of his posters is rejected
Rating: 4.24/5

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thatonechick - May 25, 2010, 4:03 pm
LoL @ comments. Lions all around! (I just almost typed, "Loins all around!" :P I'm so glad I caught that error.)
fred - March 12, 2010, 9:11 pm
It's so beautiful! :P
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:46 am
No Problems Airman...I didn't speak with TOC, but I have been subject to her rejection...( which leaves me heart-broken ).
Airman - March 8, 2010, 4:41 pm
what? did you talk to TOC? thanks Musty
Derek - March 8, 2010, 3:21 pm
Can't you see? It was a test to see if phantoms could pass through walls.


MATURITY -




THANK YOU -




SEARCHING -


TAGS: yeah it doesn t make sense to me either i wrote it
Rating: 4.91/5

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Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:17 pm
Masterfully done, Rerun. You are far more subtle than your television namesake. 5/5
rerun - August 12, 2010, 10:10 pm

just rambling on
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:07 pm
Love it! Ode to a peeping tom?


She who laughs 1st or last -


TAGS: still doesn t necessarily get it bar jokes men woman wtf moment
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - November 19, 2013, 12:36 am
No that's more like what's the difference between a Rottweiler or a Chihuahua h*mping your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish...teehee.
falloutghoul - November 18, 2013, 6:41 pm
I agree. More like a Doberman.


ALAS O'LORD -


TAGS: rapture something doesn t look right
Rating: 4.62/5

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Feasibly - May 23, 2011, 7:44 pm
HA! It's about time someone else's monitor got doused besides mine....a beverage alert b***on would come in handy sometimes.
Reality Lord - May 22, 2011, 9:06 pm

dammit...coffee....through the nose....onto the monitor...again.
rerun - May 21, 2011, 7:56 pm

The "smiting" shall start tomorrow, after a hearty bacon breakfast.


THE MOMENT YOU FIND OUT: - that blocking facebook accounts from posting anything doesn't really work




AGDANIELE - the recording years (short lived)


TAGS: that niche doesn t exist
Rating: 4.22/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:36 pm
LMAO!


POWER -


TAGS: doesn t negotiate
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 30, 2010, 8:07 pm
They will take and you will give, And you must die so that they may live.


AGDANIELE - Used to own a pet rat. Used to.


TAGS: he doesn t share his g with anyone
Rating: 3.7/5

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agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:28 pm
Taquito. 5L
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 11:53 am
Went the way of Richard Gere's gerbil?


FACTS DON'T COUNT - Apparently spelling doesn't either


TAGS: spelling doesn t count
Rating: 3.47/5

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Anonymous2 - April 18, 2010, 11:50 pm
Either full lolcat it, or it's not as funny.


SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET - once they're out they're out




PATERNITY TEST -




IRONY - When "what actually works" doesn't work




MINIMUM REQUIREMENT - "Don't you love women who doesn't ask too much"


TAGS: don t you love women who doesn t ask too much
Rating: 2/5

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lesterinside - January 24, 2010, 8:21 pm
@Rerun hehehehehe @Thatonechick - Wow. "Don't you love women who can use google map"
lesterinside - January 24, 2010, 6:35 am
lol@derek
Derek - January 23, 2010, 9:35 pm
Actually, they are indicating the maximum. Not keen on men.
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:59 am
too* Dammit, even the word is short.
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:57 am
Wow, your expectations are WAY to high.
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 10:56 am
I can read a map! According to Google, I live two inches from St. Louis.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:54 am

I bet you know somebody who has been fed that line
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:54 am
That's why women can't read maps, rerun.
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 10:50 am
*snickers* @ rerun's comment. xD
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:50 am

I have been telling women that's 8" for years


SHOTGUN - It doesn't always apply.


TAGS: sh**gun doesn t apply arrest
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by Florisb

motifake - October 14, 2009, 10:41 pm

I didnt get it either, and rejected it. Then it got re-submitted, so I figured I was missing something. GUESS NOT LOL
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 10:37 pm
I think its trying to play on calling sh**gun. like if you call sh**gun you get to ride up front but not in this situation
Bartimaeus - October 14, 2009, 10:33 pm
I concur...wtf?
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:32 pm
What?


Epiphany -


TAGS: signs everywhere obvious realitydoesnt havetomakesense
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 4:58 pm
Yuk can anyone join or just 5L type people...teehee.
Silverheart - March 8, 2015, 2:00 pm

5L


What A Deal -




GOTH -




ONLY VAMPIRES LOVE FOREVER -


TAGS: eternal love doesn t last forever
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - September 1, 2016, 9:41 pm
chuckle, chuckle... thanks, JW!
JesusWept - September 1, 2016, 5:31 pm
Maybe they get the 700 year itch? ^^^^^Up


MTV -


TAGS: pzy mtv doesn t play music
Rating: 4.92/5

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concern3 - March 6, 2016, 3:47 am
Excellent an UP yours


You laugh... -


TAGS: size doesnt matter me***hors laugh pencils style
Rating: 4.7/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:52 am
So long as you don't come with a "power-antenna"... all is good.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:51 am
"C'mon, baby... Flick my Bic!"
MissPriss - January 30, 2016, 6:19 pm
too much information rerun...teehee.
rerun - January 29, 2016, 7:54 pm

I write in shorthand


Joan Rivers -




Antici-- -




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